People email me intending to contact someone else with the same name, I then reply under the pretense of being the person they intended to receive the message. This is the subsequent correspondence.
Names have been changed (including my own) for personal protection.
Fruehlingsglaube and Die Forelle (Fr. Schubert), All Mein Gedanken, Schlagende Herzen and Kornblumen by R. Strauss, Fruehlingsmorgen and Scheiden und Meiden by G. Mahler, Opera "Die Tote Stat" and Marietta's Lied by E. Korngold and Four Last Songs by R. Strauss after an intermission.
"Dave Smith" 03/30/07 5:01 PM
Yeah, she smells like badgers.
On 30/03/07, Barry Manilow wrote:
Well, yes, but I don't intend to hug her ... does she sing like a badger?
Of course good sopranos seem to be a dime a dozen in Tokyo, so chances are you've not heard her, maybe not even heard of her (unless she's the teacher of one of your present or past choir members...)
on sabbatical until September 2007
On 30/03/07, Dave Smith wrote:
Sorry, my initial reply with this email must have been quite confusing.
What I really meant was that she smelled like hammers.
I am Gong Li. Yesterday, I was very happy to hear the truth about my degree from you.
Because I did not know why I had got 'D' although I attended every class, took the examination and submitted the report.
I very thank you to make time to change my degree though you were busy yesterday.
Thank you very much!!!!!
By the way, I am sad that I can not take your class and go to talk to your office because you moved form your office of English departure to other departure.
I like your class and office. Your lecture is very interesting and your office make me relaxing with nice music, good lights and chocolate?
If I have time (now I am busy to do job hunting), I would like to help you perform BBC concert again. If you need help, please tell me by this E-mail address.
From Gong Li
From: Dave Smith Date: 13-Apr-2007 10:52 Subject: Re: Thank you!! /Daytona Blanka University English departure 4th grade student/Gong Li To: Gong Li
Now I've upheld my side of the agreement, it's about time you upheld yours. I didn't upgrade your 'D' for nothing you know, and as karma dictates, 'what goes around CUMS around'.
I hope you understand that I could have gotten into a LOT of trouble for doing what I did. These favours don't come lightly. I'm a man and I have man's needs. We need to set a date for the return of favour, Gong.
By the way, I like the euphamism "BBC concert". I don't quite understand how it relates to sex, but it sounds racy!